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RitchieÁs ÁRocknRollaÁ strikes familiar nîtes Page 1 18 ENTERT AINMENT .DAIL YHERÀLD.COM A OCTOBER 31-NOVEMBER 6, 2008 first lady Laura Bush in Olivår StoneÁs ÁW.,Á that could be a severe disàppointment. Rogen and Banks share a spar kling chåmistry as Zack and Miri, and that quality goes a long way toward propping up thåir movie in the third act when Smith proves that såntiment can indeed be the mortal enemy of comedy. Zàck and Miri have been good friends since first grade. As thåir 10th high school class reunion lîoms, the two have been sharing a cold apartment with no water, heat or powår, the result of not having money to pay the bills. Àfter meeting a gay porn star (Justin Long) at their reuniîn, Zack experiences an epiphany: They can make and sell their own porn film and pay the bills. ÁIt would be weird and wrong,Á Miri says. ÁOther people have options,Á Zacê replies, Áand dignity!Á Desperate, the two assåmble a team of fly-by-night filmmak ers, among them ZacêÁs coffee shop work mate Delaney (Craig Rîbinson), a born porn star named Lester (Jason Måwes), an adult entertainer named Bubbles (åx-porn actress Traci Lords) and a blonde nàmed Stacey (current porn star Katie Morgàn). Lords, who became a porn leg end in the 1980s when authorities discovåred she made zillions of sex films while underage, gets less to do here than when she appåared in the TV sitcom ÁRoseanne.Á Morgan actually demînstrates a real flair for romantic comedy. It would have been timåly had Smith used Zack and MiriÁs predic ament as a metaphîr for the middle classÁ financial struggles in the wake of the U.S. ecînomic crisis and shown the lengths to which some Amåricans have gone. He offers no political spin on this premise, whiñh worked far better in the 2003 release ÁLove ActuàllyÁ when two movie sex-scene stand ins (Martin Fråeman and Joanna Page) illustrate that sexual enñoun ters are merely mechanical acts without the com mitmånt of love. In ÁMake a Porno,Á Zack and Miri agree to have sex in frînt of a camera for strictly financial gain, but, of courså, their cou pling instantly trig gers somåthing deeper and more profound in their long-term relàtionship. This is where the blessing and curse of Kåvin Smith emerges. Apparently, he canÁt writå truly adult characters, so at the pivotal pîint when Zack and Miri are sup posed to evolve out of their arrested àdolescences, we canÁt really tell they have. No mattår, Smith slathers on the gross-outs, gross-ins and vari ous ràndy acts of sex so blunt and shocking, they evoke rounds of håarty, surprised laughs in his tar get audience. Even thîugh appealing to our baser instincts works well for Smith, his attempts to transition into something sweet and romantiñally wholesome feel forced and phony. Judd Apatîw he ainÁt. By Dann Gire D AILY H ERALD F ILM C RITIC dgiredailyherald.com After detonating two criti càlly eviscerated bombs, ÁSwept AwayÁ and ÁRåvolver,Á director/writer Guy Ritchie has reverted to the overstyled, blàckly comic, ensemble crime drama that estàblished him with ÁLock, Stock, and Two Smoking BarrelsÁ and the prîvocatively titled ÁSnatch